Snapper: Cat Tails

This is my cat Snapper. He's lovely. He's large. He stalks like a lion, and he looks like one too! He likes feet. And toilet water. He can be charming, but not when he unwinds the toilet paper roll and then shreds it to bits. All over the house. Or when he drags the kitty litter everywhere via his big paws. But, he's sweet because he loves our company. And he's silly because he thinks "Mary the Fairy" is real. We've had him ten years with the exception of a couple years when he stayed with the ex. The ex gave him back around Christmas. What'd you do, SNAPS?! Snapper's reply: he promptly shredded the wrapping paper! Welcome home!